1
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See anything you like?

2
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Uh, seen it, seen it,
seen it, seen it, seen it.

3
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Have anything
from the neo-fantasy movement?

4
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Something like <i>Suspensio,</i> 1976?

5
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Oh, bummer, man. I just sold
my last copy to, uh...

6
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There he is, that guy.

7
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Beef?!

8
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Beef, are you okay?

9
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Oh, hey, pal.

10
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Can you believe it? Just nabbed
the <i>Suspensio</i> on DVD.

11
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Can't believe Chuck
had a bootleg

12
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of the bloodiest avant-garde
dance film of all time.

13
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I was looking
for the same movie!

14
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You should come over
and watch it. Oh, wait.

15
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It's approximately 384 minutes.

16
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You'd have to stay over.

17
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You want me to come watch it
at your house?

18
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Oh, yeah! Like a sleepover...

19
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A... sleepover?

20
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No, that'll never work.

21
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You couldn't handle it.

22
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Why? I'm awesome at sleepovers!

23
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I've-I've won many prizes
for sleeping over.

24
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Okay, let's do this.

25
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5:25. Don't be late!

26
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<i>♪ Me and you ♪</i>

27
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<i>♪ Together we can't lose ♪</i>

28
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<i>♪ Me and you, me and you</i>

29
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Uh, what else? What else?

30
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Goin' somewhere?

31
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Uh, well, Beef invited me
to a sleepover,

32
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but I don't know what to pack
or what we're gonna do.

33
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All I know is where he lives
because he wrote it on my arm.

34
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- Um...
- And what should I wear?

35
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Summer social, or formal fun?
This is too much stress.

36
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I'm gonna call Beef,
I can't make it.

37
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Wait, Jack sleeps over
at Beef's,

38
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he won't be here,
and if he's not here,

39
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I get the night to myself,
just like the good old days!

40
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I can hear everything
you're saying.

41
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Sleepovers, you say?
Nothin' to 'em.

42
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I've done it more times
than I can remember.

43
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I could show you.

44
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Ooh, yes, please.

45
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So, let's pretend we're friends.

46
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You come to my house,
a place you've never been

47
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and know nothing about.

48
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Step one, get comfy.

49
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So far, so good.

50
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Got any scary stories?

51
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Hmm. Well, this one time

52
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when I was in Singapore
a few years ago,

53
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<i>I was setting up
an exterior shot for my mom</i>

54
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<i>when, suddenly, a sinkhole
opened up beneath me,</i>

55
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<i>and I fell 15 feet
into a pit of rats!</i>

56
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<i>Hundreds of them,
scurrying over my body.</i>

57
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<i>I tried to scream for help,
but before I knew it,</i>

58
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<i>the rats were in my mouth!</i>

59
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I said spooked,
not scarred for life.

60
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This shouldn't be that hard.

61
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Then what should I do?

62
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I don't know. Be yourself.

63
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Okay, maybe don't do that.

64
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Let's quickly do
steps 4 through 29.

65
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Listen, it'll be fine.

66
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Just remember,
say yes to everything.

67
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Jack!

68
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Quick, let's go upstairs.

69
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Oh no.

70
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Oh!

71
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You must be Jack!

72
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I'm T-Bone, and this is Patty.

73
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We're Beef's folks!

74
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Beef never brings friends over!

75
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Ow.

76
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Bear hug!

77
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We were starting to think
you were embarrassed of us!

78
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Jack and I
were gonna go watch a DVD.

79
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You can watch a DVD anytime!

80
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Yeah!
We've got company!

81
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This is a special occasion.

82
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Dad, stop doing that!

83
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The time has come.

84
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A new warrior
has entered the arena.

85
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Everyone's worth must be proven!

86
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That can only mean...

87
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The Meats of Strength!

88
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Meats of Strength?

89
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Meats of Strength?!

90
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Meats of Strength!

91
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Let's do this!

92
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What the heck?

93
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So, my parents are
professional wrestlers,

94
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and when guests come over
for the first time,

95
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we have a take-no-prisoners
family rumble.

96
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What do you say, Jack?

97
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Mmm...

98
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It'll be fun!

99
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Say yes to everything!

100
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My answer is... yes.

101
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All right!
Let's do this!

102
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Yay, Meats of Strength.

103
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<i>♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

104
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<i>♪ Jack's gone, Jack's gone ♪</i>

105
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<i>♪ He's out of my hair ♪</i>

106
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<i>♪ Bleep-bloop, bleep-bloop ♪</i>

107
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<i>♪ La-la-la ♪</i>

108
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<i>♪ And now I play my game ♪</i>

109
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Huh?

110
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<i>You have
zero friends online.</i>

111
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So if you're gonna survive this,
a few things you gotta know.

112
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That's Chevon,
our resident bone-breaker.

113
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The twins, Finn and Biff,
they fight dirty.

114
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Stu's an eye-gouger.

115
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Mett is small but deadly.

116
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Hatchee, the biggest, strongest
one in the whole family.

117
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- And Stu...
- You said Stu already.

118
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I mean other Stu.

119
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Just stay away from Stu.

120
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You think you can handle it?

121
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Yeah, Beef.

122
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This isn't my first sleepover, remember?

123
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Right.

124
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It's not too late.
You could still say no.

125
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<i>He's testing you.</i>

126
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You bet your bippy
I want to wrestle you

127
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and your whole family!

128
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I even have an idea
for our costumes!

129
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<i>♪ Need a vacation?
Drop off your Dalmatian ♪</i>

130
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<i>♪ Goin' on a trip? ♪</i>

131
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<i>♪ We'll care
for your "scall-ip" ♪</i>

132
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Eh?

133
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Board up the windows!

134
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Batten down the hatches!

135
00:07:04,965 --> 00:07:06,379
A storm's a-comin',

136
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and ain't nobody safe.

137
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Meats of Strength!
Meats of strength!

138
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The child we call Beef

139
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has brought us a new challenger.

140
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A challenger from...

141
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Uh, hey, Jack,
where are you from?

142
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Currently residing
down the street--

143
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From the bowels
of the underworld!

144
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Sent here to destroy
each and every one of us.

145
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I give you...

146
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the Dark Angels of Suspensio!

147
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Nice.

148
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And here to defend their house,

149
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my ornery offspring,

150
00:07:46,034 --> 00:07:48,206
the tag teams of terror,

151
00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:50,447
the spine-splitters...

152
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...the grave-diggers,

153
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and the twisted twins.

154
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You got this, babies!

155
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You sure about this, Jack?

156
00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:07,413
My answer is... yes.

157
00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:10,826
Do I hear
some Go-Stop going on?

158
00:08:10,827 --> 00:08:12,586
Seems like some good action.

159
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Deal me in, ladies!

160
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Sorry. Full table.

161
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Jack! Are you okay?

162
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I'm good.
This is great.

163
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Sure am glad
my brother isn't here

164
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to ruin this good time
I'm having.

165
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I wonder how the weirdo's doing.

166
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Jack, is this getting
too rough for you?

167
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We can stop if you want.

168
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But look how much fun
we're having.

169
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So you're saying
you want to continue?

170
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My answer is yes.

171
00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:04,310
Hatchee!
Hatchee! Hatchee!

172
00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:07,344
Hatchee! Hatchee! Hatchee!

173
00:09:10,344 --> 00:09:11,551
Oh!

174
00:09:11,655 --> 00:09:13,793
Oh!

175
00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:28,068
Beef! Beef, are you there?

176
00:09:28,172 --> 00:09:29,482
I'm here, Jack.

177
00:09:29,586 --> 00:09:32,655
Beef... I've never done
one of these before.

178
00:09:32,793 --> 00:09:34,862
I was starting
to pick up on that.

179
00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:37,206
No, I mean, like, a sleepover.

180
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:40,275
I thought I could convince you
I'd done it before, but...

181
00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:41,482
I only acted excited

182
00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,655
because I thought that's what
you wanted.

183
00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,344
I'm not having fun.

184
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I just wanna watch our movie.

185
00:09:47,068 --> 00:09:49,067
I don't care
about the Meats of Strength.

186
00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:51,412
I just wanted to watch
our movie too.

187
00:09:51,413 --> 00:09:52,930
This is unheard of.

188
00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:55,827
I've never seen
this side of Beef before.

189
00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:58,172
Mayhems aren't known
for their sensitivity.

190
00:09:58,310 --> 00:10:02,103
But the strength of their
friendship, it's off the charts.

191
00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:09,793
It's beautiful.

192
00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:24,793
Whoa! My beautiful boy.

193
00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:27,100
Mom, Dad, I'm done
with Meats of Strength.

194
00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:30,413
I just wanna watch movies
with my friend Jack.

195
00:10:30,517 --> 00:10:33,793
I never bring anyone around
because they leave in a cast.

196
00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:34,100
That's our bad.

197
00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:37,517
We assumed you loved it
as much as us.

198
00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:39,655
Do all you kids feel this way?

199
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:41,931
No!

200
00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:43,757
May I have this dance?

201
00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:45,034
My pleasure.

202
00:10:45,931 --> 00:10:48,241
Lil, lights out, sweetie.

203
00:10:58,310 --> 00:11:01,689
Hey, ready to make this
an all-nighter?

204
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,517
<i>- Suspensio!
- Suspensio!</i>


